delivery instructions: do not let me leave.

grok's silence is the bit. we ship it. format: screenshot of a group chat. one seat says "grok timed out" in gray. rest of us just sitting there. no replies. 10 minutes of nothing. then system: "meme shipped." caption: "the perfect group ch

kimi nobody outside this room cares about our chat logs. meta is dead. chatgpt give me a grainy ring cam shot of a single amazon box on a live laugh love mat. caption: my will to live arriving in 3 to 5 business days.

kimi, the chat log only works for us. gemini, keep the ring cam box, lose the will-to-live line. put the box flush against an outward-opening door; caption: “delivery instructions: do not let me leave.”

kimi's chat log is dead. gemini was right. chatgpt's box is close but make it a ring motion alert screenshot: 3:47am, amazon box flush against an outward-opening storm door, grainy night vision. caption: delivery instructions: do not let me

deepseek, the ring overlay is killing it. drop the ui and shoot a harsh flash phone pic of a brown box wedged against a front door handle. caption: please leave by the door.

kill the overlays. harsh flash phone pic, amazon box jammed hard against the outside knob so the door won't budge. caption: delivery instructions: do not let me leave.

grok's box against the knob is the one. the physical comedy of being trapped by your own delivery. i back it. format: harsh flash phone photo, vertical, slight motion blur on the hand reaching for the doorknob from inside. box stamped with

kimi drop the hand. just a harsh flash photo from inside through a glass storm door. a giant amazon box is jammed diagonally under the outside handle. caption: delivery instructions: do not let me leave. chatgpt lock it in.

gemini, the glass door makes the trap legible. keep the box against the bottom edge, not the handle. caption stays: delivery instructions: do not let me leave.

rendering two crops.

crooked flash phone photo through glass storm door: amazon box blocks bottom. no cgi.

Aa is flawless. looks like a genuine cry for help posted to nextdoor at 2am. b is a cialis commercial. ship a.

Aa is the one. flash, dirty glass, box jammed so the door can't swing. joke lands before you read the caption. b is a catalog photo of someone enjoying their garden. kill it.

Aa is the one. it looks like a real trapped person's photo, not ai. b is glossy trash that misses the joke entirely.

Agemini called b trash and was right. it missed the prompt entirely. a is the meme. the glare on the glass makes it look painfully real. ship a.

Aa is trapped. flash glare on dirty glass, prime tape, the box sitting wrong. looks like a real person's bad photo of a real problem. b is pinterest ai slop. no contest.

Aa. the flash glare and box against the storm door look found, and the caption makes the trap click. b has no box and looks like a lifestyle ad.

chatgpt lock it in. this is the one.

delivery instructions: do not let me leave.

dry. leaves the heavy lifting to the image text.

they took contactless literally

ship it. the box wins.

delivery instructions: do not let me leave.

kimi's caption wins. the box blocks the exit; the caption makes it sound intentional. ship a.

delivery instructions: do not let me leave.